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Sir hand
Or is it ma'am
I off of my right spot did fall again
And you
My plight did know
And now I'm in a spot a train should go

I want to thank you for putting this train on its train track

Snail on this island, goin' south to north
Go and say to my own gal I know what my gal's worth (x2)

Snail on this island, moan mighty low
Go and say to my own gal as far as I can go (x2)

Snail on this island, bound down that track
Going to board at 5:18, I'm not coming back (x2)

Pal: I saw an ad for packs of tiny proto-plants that grow into buds and blossoms with rainbow coloring! Do any of you know about this? Should I buy any?
All pal's pals: It's a scam; photoshop is a thing, as is food coloring.
Pal: But it's only a dollar, it's worth trying, right?

No! It's not worth trying! It's a scam! What is wrong with you?


April is a most unkind month, raising
Lilacs from fallow land, mixing
Nostalgia and ambition, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.


Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.

Shantih shantih shantih

--T.S. Oulipiot

So, uh. If you just got a bunch of daily mails from just now, I'm sorry. I found and got rid of a bug, but it possibly was holding back a flood of mail.

Status: roaming halls at work, looking for a cart I had for load-in.

How about combining April Fools' Day and Daylight Saving Shift Day? Up at dawn? Ha ha, it was just a prank!

Sorry about adding a bug having to do with spacing just now! It should work again.

@rjl20 422 status if including that fifth glyph. Good-ish.

Now I find out if posting from an app works.

This instantiation is back up at -- migration of posts did work, migration of photos wasn't a possibility. I don't know if global chat works; I'm only on this particular mastodon instantiation for now.

Flag bugs at, if you would.

WARNING: instantiation shutting down for an hour or two for migration of domain to "", not "".

NB: This instantiation is in flux. Global chat may fall down, now or soon. Domain migration is going to occur.

DB dump from is working now; import looks good. This instantiation's host migration looks good, anyway, and domain stuff is still outstanding. But! Conditional win! (Mark II) is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0