HUMPHRY: Hullo Nick!
NICHOLAS: Oh! Hi, Hump!
Is *your* kid doing "high humping"? Talk with your family today.
tfw you put off calling your high hump for too long, and now it's so awkward that you just can't do it.
omg, I was assuming that all quips about "my button is bigg'r than yours" was a sarcastic misquotation, but no, Trump actually said this.
How many cans can a kannakin kin, if a kannakin could kin cans?
Flying via CPH airport. I ❤️ Danish food, but how to pick? Hot dogs, shrimp sandwhich, tartar, ...
As oulipo.social posting slows down, casuals abandon it but fans stay around. So a vicious spiral starts: our population consists of word fanatics, who post good toots; so our standard is now high; so it's hard to fit in and posting slows down.
Do your civic duty! To sustain oulipo.social, aim for low-quality toots!
💤 Night vision: goofing off from work to go jogging in sunny NYC, & to host a politics podcast. Wish it was so!